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| posted 4 months ago
Parenting:
It’s going down the drain.
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Parenting
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parents
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LOL
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txt it
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baby
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toilet
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lmfao
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| posted 6 months ago
My parents don’t acknowledge my birthday. And when I confront them with it, they deny it. And I have to go like:
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birthday
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parents
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hug
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no
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presents
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nothing
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no birthday
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party
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fml
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NO CAKE
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chandler bing
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monica geller
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S
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| posted 7 months ago
When my mom is giving me a lecture:
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mom
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lecture
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rants
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I don't want to listen to you
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anymore
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fuck
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mothers
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fights
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parents
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| posted 7 months ago
Don’t you just hate it when you have a party at your house and your parents come and they are like:
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parties
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parents
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don't you just hate it
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awkward
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life
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| posted 7 months ago
When your mom comes and asks you if you ate the last cookie and you’re like:
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cookies
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food
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parents
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what just happened